-- Day Off --

So you want a day off?
Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year abailable for work.  
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, 
leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away 
from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.  
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks which counts for 23 days 
each year, leaving only 68 days available.  With a 1 hour lunch each day, 
you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days abailable for work.  
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.  This leaves you only 
20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, 
so your available working time is down to 15 days.  We generously give 14 
days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and 
I'll be dammed if you'r going to take that day off!