One day, I'm gonna Detriot to a bigga hotel. Inna morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress, I wanna two Pissis Toast. She bringa me only one Piss. I tella her I wanna two Pissis. She say go to the the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two Piss onna my plate, She say you better not Piss onna the plate, you sonna bitch. I don't even know the lady, and she call me sonna bitch.
Later, I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bringa me a spoon and knife, but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock. She tella me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, and ther is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager, and tella him I wanna shits. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna the bed, you sonna bitch.
I go to check out, and the man at the desk say, "Peace to you." I say Piss onna you too, you sonna bitch. I go back to Italy.