The Top Ten reasons why chocolate is better than sex!

10. Good chocolate is easy to find.
9. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
8. You can safely have chocolate when you're driving.
7. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
6. When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
4. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
3. You don't get hair in your mouth from chocolate.
2. With chocolate, size doesn't matter, it's always good.
1. And the number one reason why chocolate is better than sex is
Chocolate satisfies, even when it has gone soft!